Thursday, November 19, 2009

i prefer..

i prefer to eat asparagus quite crispy. i prefer to eat asparagus with my hands.

just sayin'.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

grape-fruit?

why? why is a grapefruit called such?

poor grapefruit. it's such a poser. there is already a fruit named grape. why can't grapefruit have it's own unique name?

poor grapefruit. at least you're my favorite tasting fruit.

i love your tangy little ass.

grey and black

i wear a lot of it. grey and back, that is.

i'm wearing grey (time out - I like to spell it "grey", so that's how i'm going to spell it, dang it!) and black today. "gray" just doesn't feel right to me.

anyway. i don't know why i'm on this grey/black streak right now, but it might be the fact that the winter is upon us and i'm preparing for dismal weather, thus dismal emotions? don't get me wrong, i'm totally excited about the holidays, i just hate tennessee winters. if you're gonna be 38 degrees and rain, just be effing 30 degrees and snow, please!

luckily, i'm going to be back in MD for two whole weeks! i couldn't be happier. I haven't seen my family in forever, and with as close as we are, it's killing me. thank god i have my sister here in TN with me. we've been hanging out a lot lately. i think it's because we're both very homesick and we also are best friends and have a darn tootin' good time!

cord flies out to MD on the 29th dec, and we're gonna to NYE in DC - hopefully with my bestest friend, Heidi, who I dearly miss. I'm super pumped! He hasn't been to MD in years, so it's about time. maybe he'll finally get to meet some of my family...i don't know how he's evaded that all these years!

i just told someone i was a blanket-wearing sonofabitch. ha. it's true.

hair's a bit darker, just in time for dismal weather. i like it, i was ready for a bit of a change.

i'm making a turkey next week. a turkey, along with an entire thanksgiving dinner. I'M FREAKING OUT! but whatever, if it sucks, we'll go to taco bell. :) really bummed about not going home. this will be my first t-giving i haven't been home for. but i guess we all have to grow up sometime. sister and boyfriend will be here with me, so it will be great. just hoping that i don't drop the turkey on my foot. or a small animal. wish me luck. :-)

Friday, November 13, 2009

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

love/hate.

I hate you Ross. Why must you make me enter your doors, looking for one stinkin' pair of shoes for this evening's festivities, and make me leave your doors spending $65 after having purchased the following:

The shoes for this evening (at least I got what I came for. that usually doesn't happen).
Grey Boots. Love them.
A Yellow Pitcher.
A cookie sheet.
A serving platter.
A sweater.

Why?

I also, love you, Ross. I love you for having all of these things at such affordable prices all under one roof, even if you make me feel like I'm a criminal the moment I walk in the door, with the beacon-equipped shopping cart and all.

love/hate.