NO LIE.

no lie. 100% super serious. 3rd office injury of the week. also food related. I cut my finger on a STAPLE trying to get into my lunch today!!! It even drew BLOOD! for real! In my lunch was a baked potato and and a salad - not the worst lunch in the world mind you, but maybe it was telling me not to eat the roll inside?

Oh well, screw it! I ate the roll - but I did not eat the huge amazing cookie. I figured someone was REALLY trying to tell me something. I just can't believe this!! It's so strange - all of these minor, painful injuries at work - all related to eating BAD FOOD! I must listen to these signs.....

The roll was very delicious. :-)